- Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
- Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
- Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
- Me: Yeah sorry :/
- Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused
i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit
but that’s like, worst case scenario
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.